Chris Pine went to yoga wearing a yellow sweater. They said that piece of shit sweater cost $2400. Even if you had the money, why the fuck would you pay $2400 for a fucking sweater. First of all, he's a dude doing yoga okay? Secondly - look - even his little slippers match his sweater, proving once again that the paparazzi guys are paid for by the CELEBRITIES themselves to take these pictures.
If you think Chris Pine left his house dressed like that with his little matching sweater/sandal ensemble, not knowing he'd have a picture taken of him looking all "Devil May Care" about how he's dressed, while he jumps in his Porsche, I have an oil field in downstate Illinois I'd love to talk to you about investing in.
I have nothing against Chris Pine, at least I didn't, until just this second. Fuck you Chris Pine.
