Did you guys know Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant? Well she was. Nobody said it was with a hippopotamus but she did give birth to what they're saying is a human being. Maybe he was already 75 pounds. Imagine being Travis Barker. The poor guy was/is the drummer in the worst band that ever existed, survived a goddamn plane crash and winds up married to a Kardashian. That slob must've been Hitler in a past life or something to get that kind of karma from the universe
