Some guy named "Omid Scobie" - which I read as Scooby like the mystery solving dog - wrote about Meghan and Alex or whatever the fuck that guy's name is and I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck about those two royal family members from a different country but I have a theory. They don't actually care. I'm really only writing this to tell Omid (if that is his real name) to maybe write about his gigantic watch, eyebrows or rings, the Lady Gillette that's in his travel bag, or maybe that sweater polo shirt he's wearing. Maybe people care about that more. I bet they don't, but it's just an idea.
