I haven't written about Amanda Holden in a while. mostly because she's super boring, and nobody outside of Britain except for me knows who she is. It was her 53rd birthday so to celebrate she went to the beach and walked in ankle deep water so she wouldn't get wet and mess up her hair and make up. She looks good in red. I guess. I can't figure out anything else to say about her.
I think single women - and men - are about to find out that normal people don't want to hang around with people that do nothing but post pictures of themselves on the internet