Friday, February 9, 2024

Bobbi Althoff gets Unmarried


 "Influencer" Bobbi Althoff is getting a divorce.

TMZ reported Wednesday that Cory filed for divorce, citing 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for ending their four-year marriage.

You might think it's weird that I'm writing about her but unlike you I actually know who she is. She does sort of deadpan interviews with people and it's kind of entertaining the first four or five times you see 90 second clips of the videos, and then it gets old pretty fast plus you soon realize that she's interviewing people, that anyone over the age of 30 will never see again after the interview is over. So it can be difficult for people with a functional mind to get some of the humor unless you're SUPER online. Kind of like me. 

Her husband was a sort of standard issue shithead so I can't say I really blame her for ex-ing him out of her life.

Anyway, she'll be divorced soon, so if you like Instagram-famous 20 something upper-middle class white girls that date rappers to get back at her parents, you're in luck. Rappers don't seem to live very long so if you catch her at the right time it could be fireworks.