Trust fund baby and son of 1980's entertainer, and spokesperson for psoriasis medication Cyndi Lauper, wants to be a rapper so bad he decided to shoot somebody because that's what rappers do. Or maybe he caught a gun charge? I'm not sure what happened and they need to put this stupid asshole in prison for life just for his hair.
DECLYN Lauper decided it would be more fun to spend his life in prison instead of just being a rich kid driving around in Ferraris and having perfect teeth and partying in Aspen or whatever rich kids do. What a stupid asshole. I've never hated somebody so much, so fast before. Congratulations Declyn you helped me set a new personal record
