Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Taylor Swift's Time Machine Blues


 


Travis Kelce blah, Taylor Swift blah blah, Machine Gun Kelly, blah diddy blahh blah, Super Bowl yada yada, Megan Fox zippadeedoodah... 

Winning the Super Bowl gave Taylor Swift magical powers (yes I'm aware Taylor Swift didn't win the Super Bowl) as evidenced by the fact that they went back to the 1990s to have a party. I can only assume that's Jamiroquai playing in the background. 

I really wrote this mostly to point out that Megan Fox still does that kissy face/duck lips thing when she takes pictures like it's 2007.  Maybe Taylor took her back to 2007 with her Super Bowl Time Machine. Such a magical time