Bruce Jenner is Caitlyn Now

So Bruce Jenner is Caitlyn now.

After undergoing hours of facial-feminization surgery, breast augmentation and hormone therapy, Bruce Jenner has revealed a new identity and name in the latest issue of Vanity Fair, which shows a large photo of Jenner as a woman with the caption “Call Me Caitlyn.

Whatever I don't really care. It's his life. It seems like after helping spawn the idiocy that is the Kardashian idiots this seems pretty low on the scale of evil. The thing is, whenever I read a story about this people are calling him "her". Okay Mr. Twenty-first Century, if you're so progressive, have sex with "her".  Well? hat are you waiting for?

And here's something I never thought I'd type into Google...

I didn't search images I just don't need that in my life right now.

Apple I Sold

I have no idea if this is Steve Jobs and I don't really care.

  

 
A woman recycled an old computer in California and lo and behold it was worth $200,000

The Apple 1 computer was one of about 200 first-generation computers put together by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976.

"She said, 'I want to get rid of this stuff and clean up my garage,'" Victor Gichun, vice president of Clean Bay Area... "I said, 'Do you need a tax receipt?' and she said, 'No, I don't need anything.' The recycling firm sold the Apple I this month for $200,000 to a private collection, Vice President Victor Gichun said.

 $200,000? Hey don't ask me. Leave it to someone to pay way to much for something just because it was made by Apple. 

Sharon Stone Wants Me Again

Sharon Stone says men are intimidated by her sexy reputation:

 ''I wish more guys would throw themselves at me. But not really. I think people believe the story that I'm sexy, and now people are afraid of me. I think people so buy into whatever you tell them that they bought the myth, they bought the story. I think in reality I'm much more like the girl with the big clothes and the bag of books but people bought the story that I'm a sex symbol. So guys don't throw themselves at me, they run away from me.''

Ummm. this isn't what you told me Sharon. All those flowers, the hundreds of letters written by painstakingly cutting all those words out of  newspapers, and showing up in your hallway that night and now you want men to throw themselves at you? Geez I know women can be fickle but this is ridiculous. By the way that letter the judge gave me expires in 90 days so give me a call.

Real Life Speeder Bikes

 Back in March the world's first manned flight for a personal tricopter happened in Hungary and Star Wars nerds everywhere shit their pants.

  On the manned flight, the Flike (think fly-bike) concept demonstrator had a takeoff weight of 210 kg (463 lb) and only made it off the ground for a few seconds, but took off and landed safely. In a subsequent manned test flight, the Flike fly meters off the ground, and was able to demonstrate hovering and maneuvering capabilities while compensating for wind in a controlled flight lasting one and a half minutes.

 Sure it's cool and all if it ever works, or is sold to the oublic and doesn't cost $275,000 but do you really want to give people that don't know how to use turn signals a flying motorcycle that has a human sized blender attached to it on every corner? Maybe they should rethink this.

Sailor Brinkley Looks Nice.

Here's a picture of 61 year old Christie Brinkley's 16 year old daughter (right) with her mom  hoping her boyfriend thinks she looks nice for the school dance.

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape

When I heard Courtney Stodden made a "solo" sex tape WHICH I HAVEN'T SEEN my first thought was "Gee 54 is a little old to start a career in pornography" and then I read that she actually turns 21 on August 29th.  But I guess I'm the only one that wouldn't bother watching this even for free because according to Vivid Entertainment 10,000 people signed up at $39.99 a piece to watch it and 20,000 people that already have subscriptions paid extra to see it, apparently unaware that there are at least 125 porn stars light years hotter than her with solo videos that are available for free like..

Silvia Saint
Viki Vette
Erica Bella
Nina Mercedez
Nicole Aniston
Savanna Sampson
And on and on and on...

And those are just a few off the top of my head but the list really is almost endless. I didn't include videos or links because you might be a delicate flower and I wouldn't want you to be offended and it was also a lot of work so fuck that. Besides I have a more complete list on my computer at home and I'm not there right now. They're  in a bookmark folder named Motorcycle Parts that I'll check later.





Thanks for the tip C!

Push the Poor Thing Back Into the Water

Selena Gomez is 22 years old now and like every other 22 year old she's discovered beer bongs and all night burger places. She defended her extra "curves" on Instagram by saying

I love being happy with me yall #theresmoretolove

Sure. More to love. You know what else is curvy? A beach ball.  Normally I couldn't possibly care less but celebrities that pack on the pounds piss me off. They have one job and that's to look good. That's it, that's number one on the list of things she does for work.  That's all she has to do is stay in shape. She probably only actually works four months out of the year can't she spend an hour a day taking a walk? And I say this because people must worship her for her looks because she has no other real talent that I'm aware of.