Lady Gaga is on Vacation

Lady Gaga was on a much needed break this weekend in the Bahamas and while she was there she tried out her new look called Hard Rock Casino Pool Side Skank. I think it looks good!

Dave Grohl Breaks Leg. Is Hero.

 Dave Grohl broke half of his legs after falling into a security pit during a show in Gothenburg, Sweden. But like the rock n' roll trooper he is he carried on. Kind of like all those guys on D-Day I guess.

But it didn't faze him. "You have my promise right now that the Foo Fighters, we're gonna come back and finish this show." He added, "But right now, I'm gonna go to the hospital, I'm gonna fix my leg. But then I'm gonna come back, and we're gonna play for you again! I'm so sorry!

On site medical personnel patched him up and rushed him back on stage so he could continue rockin'. And boy you better believe they finished the show alright. By playing for another TWO AND A HALF HOURS. Jesus. I'll be honest I couldn't imagine two and a half hours of The Foo Fighters but hey that's show biz. The show must go on and all that. What a champ. But what I want to know is, what about the audience that sat through an entire Foo Fighters concert? Those are the real heroes.

Salma Hayek Doesn't Work Out

Salma Hayek and her tits told People Magazine she never works out

Some people have the discipline to exercise in the morning, and I didn’t develop that. I don’t have time to exercise. I am working,” she says. “I’ve had some 20-hour days.”

Sure.  I bet she'd find a gym real quick if she ballooned up like Marlon Brando or they had to break out a wall to get her to her doctor's appointment, and her billionaire husband found someone half her age and also half her size   But seriously I don't care if she works out as long as the woman in that picture is the end result. And I also don't care if she's 28 or 48 she's exactly the kind of woman I'd build in my garage if I had the ability and if I wasn't told to stay away from the cemetery by that guy with the rake.

Ingrid Nilson is Gay Now

Big news! Ingrid Nilson is Gay. I had no idea who Ingrid Nilson was until about 10 minutes ago so congratulations on your big announcement. Now I can go back to not knowing who you are I guess.

Jennifer Aniston is Happy

People Magazine asked Jennifer Aniston what's the best thing that's happened to her in her 40's and of course she lied and said Justin Thorax. What else could she do? I mean he was probably standing right there.

"Justin," the actress, 46, says of fiancé Justin Theroux. "He's the best thing this decade."

Justin Thelonius is the best thing to happen to you? There's no way she can know this. What does Justin Thesaurus have that I don't? Millions of dollars? A running motorcycle? Abs? Cool hair? A real career?  Pretty shallow of you Jen I thought you were different. I really thought we had something.

Goodbye Bruce Hello Caitlyn

 I just got the new People Magazine and it made me wonder why no one saw all this Caitlyn business coming 35 years ago when he was walking around with that Dorothy Hamil haircut.

Megan Fox is Okay

Megan Fox wore a blonde wig and dressed up in an outfit that I like to call Male Fantasy No. 1 during the filming of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 which I just bought tickets for.