Tulsi Gabbard is a Quitter

 Tulsi Gabbard is abandoning the Democratic Party. Kind of like everyone else. Here's the video if you care (if you want a real treat just read the replies).  I have to be honest, I only wrote this because I like her neck. I know, that's weird isn't it. Well it's true there will be no further questions THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER

Kristin Cavallari Has a Boob Lift

 

I haven't mentioned Kristin Cavallari in a couple of days so now seems like a good time. She got a "boob lift" or something and I guess she thought she'd show everyone. I don't know, looks good to me.

 

 

 

 

Emily Ratajkowski is Gay Now

 "Super Model" Emily Ratajkowski alluded to the fact that she's bisexual now because she has a green velvet couch. I'm not really sure what one thing has to do with the other but I guess this is a rule now. So if you want to be gay, just buy a green couch. 

It seems to be a little late in this fad to be telling everyone you're gay especially now that you're most likely dating Brad Pitt  and were married as recently as last month which would seem to be the exact opposite of gay but whatever. If you think Emily Ratatouille is suddenly gay, or even bisexual, you're a gullible asshole that shouldn't be reading this blog. Do we all hope she's bisexual? Yes of course. But I'll need to see some video proof before I admit to being wrong.

Yazmin Oukhellou and Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu Get Their Pictures Taken

I was going to write about Yazmin Oukhellou and Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu or whatever the fuck their names are - I had to copy and paste them here because I'm not typing out that alphabet soup - but I forgot which one was which and I can guarantee it makes zero difference. I'm not even sure they aren't the same person.  I just separate them by imagining that Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu probably sounds like Dracula when she talks. Whichever one she is.

Halsy is Still Famous (?)

 Halsey dressed like a stripper to go to a party Beyonce was throwing for some fashion show or something. I thought it was a Halloween party but I guess it wasn't. Can you imagine how awful that party would have been. Do these people even bother to perform live anymore or do they just walk around in their underwear and go to parties? I haven't thought about Halsey in at least a year then all the sudden she steps out of a Frederick's of Hollywood catalog to go to an orgy.

And I don't want to change gears too quickly here but I love October and in a few days every hot Hollywood idiot with mental issues is going to be dressed like a slutty nurse or whatever and they'll be walking around in public like that. Kind of like my own personal Christmas I guess.

Donna D'Errico Helps Humanity

 Listen I'm sorry I don't have a lot of time today, but I did want to mention Donna D'Errico. This is usually all the context these pictures include in the stories I steal them from so don't blame me.  I know I said  I wouldn't mention people's ages here anymore, so I won't, but suffice it to say you probably wouldn't believe me anyway. Also I just discovered how to make these pictures I post bigger so be ready for that too. 

 

 

Kate Knows the Skinny

 This was an official portrait of Kate Middleton and some other people, and they talked about somebody named Harry and Megan were absent or something I have no idea. King Charles must be five feet tall. I know you can't see him because I didn't want those other bozos messing up this story so I just got rid of them so you'll have to take my word for it. Kate looks really thin but it's probably just the black clothes. Okay I really need to get a handle on this thing with her, this can't be healthy.