I was going to write about Yazmin Oukhellou and
Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu or whatever the fuck their names are - I had to copy and paste them here because I'm not typing out that alphabet soup - but I forgot which one was which and I can guarantee it makes zero difference. I'm not even sure they aren't the same person. I just separate them by imagining that Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu probably sounds like Dracula when she talks. Whichever one she is.
