"Super Model" Emily Ratajkowski alluded to the fact that she's bisexual now because she has a green velvet couch. I'm not really sure what one thing has to do with the other but I guess this is a rule now. So if you want to be gay, just buy a green couch.
It seems to be a little late in this fad to be telling everyone you're gay especially now that you're most likely dating Brad Pitt and were married as recently as last month which would seem to be the exact opposite of gay but whatever. If you think Emily Ratatouille is suddenly gay, or even bisexual, you're a gullible asshole that shouldn't be reading this blog. Do we all hope she's bisexual? Yes of course. But I'll need to see some video proof before I admit to being wrong.
