Ireland Baldwin Naked

Ireland Baldwin posed naked for peta in one of their go naked advertisements saying she'd rather go naked than wear fur. Frankly I haven't really thought much about peta over the last 10 years or so, there seem to be a lot more serious problems in the world than whatever the loony hypocrites over at peta are screaming about this time. Leather jackets and pants and shoes are fine I guess, just no fur. To be fair it's entirely possible that Ireland Baldwin doesn't even know that leather comes from an animal. 

Selena Gomez Lives it Up.

Selena Gomez went to a birthday party on Saturday. It wasn't mentioned who the party was for but I imagine it was Mr. Bear's birthday and Selena Gomez got together with her friends to dress like princesses and have a tea party with their dollies and Megan's dad.  Until, that is, MacKenzy's dumb little brother threw worms onto Mr. Elephant and ruin the whole thing so we had to go outside and play jump rope. Boys are so stupid.

Britney Spears Smells Good

Britney Spears' perfume won "Fragrance of the Year" on Saturday at the place where this sort of thing happens. I don't really care about this I just needed an excuse to use that picture so here you go.

Prince Still Dead

Princefest is taking place April 19-22 in Minneapolis. Tickets are $529. I wouldn't have paid $5.29 to see Prince when he was alive but good luck with your little fest.

!!!!UPDATE!!!! Tickets seem to be a lot cheaper than what was originally reported. That doesn't really change anything though.

Kevin Smith is Alive

Director Kevin Smith suffered a massive, near fatal heart attack over the weekend. I can't imagine what could have caused that. It is normal for a 47 year old guy to die of a grabber after all. Happens all the time.

Elsa Hosk is Hungry for Fame

Victoria's Secret model Elsa Hosk showed off her skeleton on Instagram. I almost didn't write about this because I thought it might be a little too spooky but if you think about it I'm pretty manly so I did.

Teresa Giudice and Her Monkeys on Parade

Teresa Giudice and her grease ball husband Joe (of course) were on a reality television show called Real Housewives of New Jersey and were both convicted of fraud involving loans, and mortgages, and various other criminal acts that I don't care about. They were both sent to prison although Teresa has since been released because she's less guilty? No of course not it's because she's a woman. Anyway their prison stay was rewarding and let's say so far at least Teresa is thrilled with the results!

 “I saw him last Saturday. He was 245 when he went in, and now he weighs 185,” the 45-year-old reality personality revealed. “He looks so hot and I just can’t wait for him to come home. I’m really ready for him to come home.”

She's also thrilled with her own year long stay behind bars because she managed to lose 10 pounds. Jesus. This is what these two idiots are taking away from all of this. I guess it's not really their fault they are after all, Italians from New Jersey. Asking these two dullards to learn anything would be like shaving a gorilla and dropping him off at a Buddhist temple, expecting him to come back enlightened.