Chrissy Teigen is Awful Part Multi-Deaux

 

The Daily Mail is still writing about Chrissy Teigen. In this fascinating story she talks about how she makes her husband get up in the middle of the night to get her food.  

Chrissy Teigen is a drunken mean girl bully that urged a teenager repeatedly to take her  own life. She also called me an asshole on Twitter but this isn't about me. I've written about Chrissy Teigen a surprising number of times but I haven't really seen her around all that much. Maybe she and her "husband" spend all their time counting the money he makes from various Christmas themed albums so my plan is to never write about her again. We're quickly hurtling towards 2026 so there is no reason to pretend anyone cares about this woman anymore.

 

Chrissy Teigen NUDE

 I usually avoid writing about Chrissy Teigen because she's a piece of shit bully, and a drunk, but she went out to dinner with her "husband" and his white running shoes so I thought this would make for a good story. I was wrong, but it's July Fourth weekend and here you are reading about Chrissy Teigen, of all people, so how is it my fault you have no life? Besides, you get what you pay for.

Chrissy Teigen Sober. Still an Asshole

 Chrissy Teigen and her enormous face celebrated being sober for 50 days. Where is her personality going to come from now? But good for her, maybe being sober will give her more time to focus on being a mean girl bully on the internet. I hate bullies more than anything in the world. I'm already so mad I can barely even type this. 

Go fuck yourself Chrissy Teigen. And take your pussy husband with you.  

Chrissy Teigen is on TV Again

Chrissy Teigen has a new TV show called Chrissy's Court and I'd rather walk across 150 yards of broken glass mixed with salt and Lego pieces than sit through even five minutes of this flaming garbage dump of a show. I can't for the life of me figure out what it is about this horrible woman that makes people want to put her on television. She must have some pretty compromising pictures of some very powerful people.

Chrissy Teigen is Awful

 The Daily Mail is still talking about alcoholic, mean girl bully Chrissy Teiegn who told a 17 year old to kill herself.  Nice right? At one point in this article they call Chrissy Teigen a "37 year old", and then later they call her 38 years old. My guess is she's closer to somewhere around 43 years old but I wasn't the person that wrote the pointless story about this shitty "human being".
 

Her "husband", Emmanuel Lewis,or whatever his name is, is also mentioned in the story but as far as I know he only records standards from the 1940s and Christmas albums so who gives a shit. These two are the worst type of people you can imagine and for Hollywood, that's really saying something

Chrissy Teigenn is Hilarious

Chrissy Teigen posted what they called a hilarious picture of her pet lizard on her boobs. I honestly don't know what makes this "hilarious". It would figure she has a pet lizard, I don't know why this makes sense but it does. Good job having boobs I guess. Just like 50.8% of the people in this country.  I mostly wrote this to say I'll never write anything about Chrissy Teigen again.

Chrissy Teigen Goes Between Two Ferns

Drunken internet bully Chrissy Teigen was at the premier of piece of shit movie "Between Two Ferns" that she's in, and stars all of the other "precious on the internet" people you could imagine, along with her husband Black Yanni Jr. I'd rather sit in a giant toaster oven, covered in honey and fire ants than see this movie. Oh but I'm sure you'll like it.

Chrissy Teigen is a Winner

!!!!SEXY UPDATE!!!! I forgot to post this yesterday


Lots of stuff about the People's Choice Awards today I guess. So much so I have stuff I won't bother posting until tomorrow. Anyway, Chrissy Teigen was there too. She blew off cheerleading practice and the rest of the Mean Girls to attend the same People's Choice Awards as all the other semi-famous people, but she left early so she could get home to be shitty to strangers on the internet.

Chrissy Teigen No Longer Fat

 Chrissy Teigen lost a bunch of weight and decided to show it off. Too bad she still has that face though. Oh well, what are you gonna do. 

Did I ever tell you she called me an asshole once? Unprovoked? It was years ago and she probably doesn't even remember because she's a lush. But I'll never forget because I'm a petty man that holds a grudge.

Chrissy Teigen NUDE

 I'm not writing about Chrissy Teigen anymore because she's a horrible person, I just wanted you to see that ridiculous headline so maybe you'd appreciate what I have to go through to find stuff to write this crap.

Chrissy Teigen is Still Somebody

 Chrissy Tiegen made fun of her "husband" for giving her a crappy Valentine's Day card.

She captioned her photo...

"I guess he saves it for the songs"

She's inferring I guess that John Legend writes his own songs. Which sounds about as likely as me giving a shit abut these two simpletons anymore than I have to, to fill space on this pointless blog that no one reads.

Awful People Do Awful Things

I'd like to point out that the first thing Chrissy Teigen and John Legend did when they found out they were going to lose their baby was call a photographer. While she was still in her hospital bed. The second thing they did was post the pictures to Instagram. Has Donald Trump been re-elected yet so these two can finally move to Canada? 

Lea Michele Talks to Ghosts

Lea Michele has a new boyfriend and his name is Matthew Paetz, which, if I remember anything from my high school German classes, loosely translates to "Putz". Of course I'm probably wrong mainly because I never took German in high school and so I just assumed that's what it means and she is somehow convinced that her dead ex-boyfriend would adore him

“He is very respectful towards the person that I was with (Cory), and that, again, is something I love so much about him. I really know that Cory would love him too.”

 I'm not sure how she knows that. Maybe Ghost Cory is planning on trashing your apartment some night to show his displeasure you don't know. But frankly she sounds a little weird so who knows maybe during all this time that I haven't heard about her maybe her, maybe her and her future best friend Chrissy Teigen sat around a Ouija Board or took a special trip to Heaven and instead of hanging out with Mozart and Einstein and Benjamin Franklin the ran around with the Ghost of some guy whose name I already forgot. Way to go Ghost Hunters

John Legend is Wrong

John Legend said that Donald Trump is the worst person he ever met in his life, apparently forgetting that he's married to Chrissy Teigen.

Assholes on Parade

Drunken internet bully Chrissy Teigen and her husband, noted action hero John Legend, showed up to sell sunglasses. Hey who doesn't need $65 sunglasses?  I got my last pair of sunglasses at Home Depot for $8 and guess what they do. Block the Sun. I cut their daughter out of the picture because she's innocent, and didn't ask for any of this. Besides, you can't pick your parents. If you could, would you pick a guy that would dress like that as your dad? No. You wouldn't. I really hope he didn't get his sneakers dirty.