Chrissy Teigen posted what they called a hilarious picture of her pet lizard on her boobs. I honestly don't know what makes this "hilarious". It would figure she has a pet lizard, I don't know why this makes sense but it does. Good job having boobs I guess. Just like 50.8% of the people in this country. I mostly wrote this to say I'll never write anything about Chrissy Teigen again.
