Sami Sheen is Back

 I know I said I wasn't going to write about Sami Sheen anymore (daughter of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen), but I saw that picture and well... I kind of feel like I'm being forced. And can you blame me?

It was attached to a story about her discussing all the plastic surgeries she had done and frankly, I didn't bother reading the list because I just assume she looked at the plastic surgery menu and just said "Yes". I'm guessing if you can get it done, she's had it done. But here's the problem with that. They listed her age as 21. That is not a 21 year old woman. Unless she had the "Age Reversing Minus 15" procedure because that woman is 35. 

I've made my position on "cosmetic enhancements" of any kind and a person's chronological age abundantly clear. If you have the money and you want to do it, do it. I can't think of any reason to not improve yourself as you may see fit. But why would you if it ages you 10-12 years? You have to think ahead a little bit and 10 years sounds like a lot but it's not. 10 years goes by in the blink of an eye. Just think about where you were 10 years ago. High School? College? It seems like yesterday doesn't it? It wasn't. It was 10 years ago.

 And some people lately are objecting to pink/purple/green hair but I still dig it man. And so for the time being Sami Sheen is back and believe me. I'm watching for her (because she's 35 now). 

Sami Sheen is Famous Now

Sami Sheen continues her march to fame and glory by going on vacation in Italy. She rented the old President's Mansion which means it has a flushing toilet and a fan in the window.  Sorry, but I'm sick of pretending the rest of the world is as good as the United States of America - or even Britain - when it clearly isn't. Other places may look pretty but that's all down to geography and the way the planet was formed, 4 billion years ago, not because they offer anything else to the world.  What was the last thing you bought from Italy? Marble based furniture? Spaghetti?

No one moves to Italy to start a new life except people that can buy a fully refurbished 32 room chateau with a helipad and around the clock security, and criminals on the run from the law that want to disappear into some weird mountain village that still thinks it's the 1950s. 

Good luck Sami Sheen but I'm done writing about you

Sami Sheen is Extreme (ly average)

 Good news everybody! Charlie Sheen's daughter Sami just turned 19 and decided to begin her big journey to fame. I'll link her Instagram account here in case you want to know what a girl that went to senior prom last year thinks about stuff. I don't know who she paid to get the original source story written about her but I bet it's expensive

If you don't feel like clicking that link I already took the bullet for you and scrolled her entire 50 post account. It's 100% pictures of her. No hobbies, no cool trees or dogs, just her. She doesn't work on cars, ride motorcycles, go on treasure hunts.. nothing she just takes pictures of herself. And she seems extremely average. I think I saw one picture of her with one friend. But she's 19 so with an average lifespan of around 80 years I guess we're going to be seeing her by herself on various beaches for the next 60 years so that's good news.