1. She's hot as fucking Hell
2. She's basically a trashy hillbilly
That's not a slam at all you can trust me. As a guy that's a little older than the average internet user (not in my teens or twenties) and has a million times more experience with women than you sorry bunch of virgins, believe it or not you want a girl that can chug Wild Turkey straight from the bottle with one hand while lighting M-80s with the other. Some day you'll understand.
By the way, I decided to stop covering the asinine comments left by psychotic loners on these posts that I screen grab rather than asking for permission to use because I didn't feel like going through all the rigmarole today. Maybe next time.
