Jameela Jamil has been in the news a lot lately. I don't know why, I never ever read the stories because they're usually very thinly veiled press releases written by some PR person's barely literate teenaged assistant. Or at least I pray that's who's writing that garbage. Maybe Jameela Jamil is a comedian, maybe she's an actress who can say. The important thing is her skin is brownish, she has a vaguely foreign sounding name and she's on the internet and that's usually enough for you sorry bunch of dopes. If you figure out why everyone is talking about her this week instead of Tig Notaro let me know. I'll be staring at this wall waiting for the big news.