Friday, July 6, 2018

Lorenzo Lamas is a Free Agent

BIG NEWS LADIES! Lorenzo Lamas is divorced! For the fifth time! I bet he's a real catch. He divorced the brain dead imbecile in the picture named Shawna Craig. So Lorenzo Lamas has been divorced five times, and two of those are now from two different women named Shawna. Or Shauna. Spelling matters in reporting even if you aren't sure if said person can spell their own name correctly three times in a row. Enjoy your new single life Lorenzo. Somewhere out there, there's a new Shawwnna just waiting to be caught.