Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Russell Crowe Knows When You Are Sleeping
Russell Crowe was spotted at Disneyland while he was taking a break from filming his new movie "Santa Claus Saves Australia". No I don't know why they filmed a movie about Australia in California. Probably something to do with the unions. Maybe they weren't even filming a movie, maybe I made the whole thing up, ever think of that? Moments later he got a black panther crawling up his arm tattoo, and bought tickets to a Motley Crue concert.