I was going to write about some attractive, blonde D-Lister in a skin tight, very short skirt who's name I didn't catch because what difference could it possibly make but I quickly decided to write about Human Bean Bag, Lena Dunham instead. This much more important story was that the fender bender Lena Dunham was involved in when this picture was taken, exposed her habit of buying little dogs so she could drink their blood. Probably.
