Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, July 6, 2018
Elvis Costello Cancels Tour
Elvis Costello cancelled his tour because he's battling "an aggressive cancer" (caution auto-start video). It's really awful and I hope he makes it because if he doesn't, I'm going to have to spend the next 8 months after he dies listening to how much people loved Elvis Costello even though they've heard maybe two of his songs and probably know the name of only one of those. I still have to hear about how David Fucking Bowie was a genius and that guy's been dead for two frigin years.