Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Kate Beckinsale's Head is now Carrying an Alien

I wasn't going to write about this because it's gross but it seems Kate Beckinsale and Pete "Mr Hilarity" Davidson's relationship is official as announced by their open mouth kiss. Is she getting paid for this? What am I missing? Well...Kate has her mouth open, and it looks like Pete's appendage is trying to impregnate her head or something. I'm sorry I'm still not buying this, it just feels wrong. And I'd like to point out I have no dog in this fight anymore this is all coming from a legal viewpoint now. All of this happened while they were at a hockey game. A game enjoyed strictly by dopes. I guess we'll see where this winds up. My guess would be Kate moving on to the next thing and Pete having another hissy fit on Twitter.