I was going to write about Keira Knightley humiliating herself by playing Despacito on her teeth on Jimmy Fallon's show but I thought her actually being on Jimmy Fallon's show was probably humiliating enough. But I'll include
the link where I saw it in case you're a glutton for punishment. Instead I'd ask where she got the time machine so she could travel back to 1975 to meet her husband Mr. Hairychest McGoldchainface. Next time she goes maybe she can
bring me back 1975 era Linda Ronstadt.
