Friday, June 26, 2020

Carrie Underwood is Still Famous

Carrie Underwood took a picture of herself in her underwear - like people do - and showed off her "gym honed abs" as they were described. I'd like to remind you, that's mostly a result of diet.  Not the gym. Do not get me wrong the gym is required, unless she looks like that naturally which is entirely possible. Don't misunderstand me, she looks awesome but she also probably goes days eating very little, if anything at all, and drinking almost no water. That's mostly how that's done. Not entirely, but that's a big, big part of it. Probably like 80% of this is diet.  By the way her closet is as big as my entire house so fuck her.