Here's Britney Spears and her boyfriend, Greasy Jones. He called her dad a dick or something, I have no idea why people keep asking this dullard questions. I wrote this because I felt kind of bad about that crummy, throw away Kim Kardashian post from a few minutes ago. Pretty cool how I can just whip these together in about five minutes isn't it? I'm like one of those guys that dug the Panama Canal by hand.