Sorry I didn't write anything yesterday, real life got in the way and frankly, I didn't have to read about these assholes for 24 hours, so that was a good thing. As usual Elizabeth Hurley posted some bikini pictures on her Instagram so I guess that's something since that seems to be all she does. I wish she wasn't so physically attractive then I probably wouldn't care so much. Unfortunately she seems kind of smart and funny too, at least from what I've seen and I just pray to God she isn't some kind of secret pervert because that would pretty much make her the perfect woman. I suppose if she was she could always send me some pictures or - even better - some video. I'll be waiting.
