Sunday, February 21, 2021

Kelly Osbourne is Dating


 Kelly Osbourne kissed her boyfriend who I would bet $1 billion dollars is named Greg. I can also guarantee that he is an atheist that owns at least one copy of The Satanic Bible, and thinks Zack Wylde is the greatest guitarist that ever lived. You know how I know that? Because I've known 200 guys like him. I'm not saying he isn't really cool or a nice guy, he's probably both of those things, but I'll never meet him so I can say whatever I want. Puppy kicker.