Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Gwyneth Paltrow Drives a Sexy Bargain

Some people were upset that Gwyneth Paltrow went in a back door at the DMV and skipped the line where 50 people were waiting to get in. Well... yeah. Of course she did. This isn't ComiCon. You think the DMV wants someone like Gwyneth Paltrow standing in line for two hours with you morons? Can you imagine the chaos that would cause? I'm only talking about Gwyneth Paltrow because she happened to be the one that needed her license renewed. but this applies to any legitimately famous person. And no I don't mean some Tik Tok asshole, I mean movie star level famous

 I for a fact know the Illinois DMV has a mobile unit they take to famous people's houses. It came to light in the 90s when Michael Jordan needed his license renewed. Could you imagine 1990s Michael Jordan showing up at some DMV building somewhere? It would've been pandemonium. It might be even now. You can't just have these people show up somewhere, it would be a mob scene filled with idiots in 20 minutes. And it's already filled with idiots, and please, we can't be making this shit worse.