Suzanne Somers and her husband "The Orgy Master" sold their house in Palm Springs mostly because she fell with her husband and broke her hip, so like most elderly couples they're moving to a smaller place...
“We’re using this new construction as a new opportunity [to make] everything as green as possible,” Hamel, (ED: her husband) 84, told us of their next home. “Even though I am not one of those ‘greeniacs,’ we’re making sure the air quality is balanced and perfect, and even the drywall doesn’t have all those chemicals.” They’re also installing solar power, an organic garden, and other eco amenities.
But oh there's more...
“When Alan and I were falling in love,” the “Three’s Company” star recalled, he was living on an “old house boat.” One of the floating home’s features was a carpeted area in front of a fireplace they referred to as the “passion pit,” which they’re recreating in their new home.
Somers, 74, said that while they’ll have less room at their new pad for visiting family members, “We’re going to give parties, it’s a party house, a very sexy house.”A"passion pit"? Private parties? A "sexy house"?
Let me decode that for you...
IT'S FOR ORGIES. She almost said that out loud.
Hey I'm all for it but this isn't 1978 Suzanne Somers were talking about. She's almost 100 years old now. Which, don't get me wrong, is fine. I 'm lost here, imagining 1978 Suzanne Somers at an orgy so maybe finish this post yourself
