I guess Nikki Glaser hosted the MTV Awards? She's pretty hot isn't she? Wow she's 5'9? I don't think she's a great comedienne, I mean, she's okay I guess but if I want blow job and masturbation jokes I'll just call your mom or read Twitter for a minute and a half. I guess you have to get noticed somehow, and if being a hot, leggy 5'9 inch tall blonde isn't doing the trick, just talk about dildos and porn.
I don't know how long people are going to talk about this MTV thing since it happened two days ago, And I only wrote this because she's really attractive and I assume witty but I've only seen a couple of interviews with her, and I generally don't like very many stand up comics anyway so that earlier crack wasn't really a slam against her necessarily, it was more of a broad sweeping insult. What's the deal with the MTV Awards and so forth.