Naomi Campbell is 50 years old. I just thought I'd throw that out there in case you weren't feeling bad enough about yourself, since she looks nearly identical to how she looked almost 30 years ago. I don't understand how these women get better with age, since every woman I ever meet that's over 50 pretty much looks like they fell out of a moving train and landed on all those big sharp rocks they use for drainage under the tracks. I guess I need to start hanging out in Naomi Campbell's world instead of "The Four Aces" bar underneath the overpass in Franklin Park.
