Thursday, August 24, 2023

Arabella Chi is Someone


 Leonardo DiCaprio's newest girlfriend (?), Arabella Chi (?) went to Ibiza so she could go in the water without messing up her hair or makeup. British people go two places. Greece, and Ibiza. That's it. And then they talk about how well traveled they are. They go to two tourist spots where everyone is white and speaks English, and pretend like they rescued the Crystal Skull or something.

You rode first class in a giant boat across a channel? Wow, you're just like the guy that went to the North Pole. Whatever, anyway... remember her name - Arabella Chi - because she's going places. Like probably home after Leo moves on to the next slow witted teenaged model.