Britney Spears is finally getting divorced. Sam "Greasball" Asghari actually filed the paperwork. No real reason has been given that I've seen, but by the looks of that guy I'm sure he's pissed she didn't help his modeling "career" or more likely didn't buy him a Lamborghini; "The Automobile for the Discerning Italian".
Sorry I really don't know any more about this except to say if Britney needs a stable influence, a guy that doesn't care about money or fame, I'm always available. I just want a 9,000 pound two post car lift and a garage tall enough to put it in. That's all I need.
Thanks @MomOnFire for the tip
