The Cavinder Twins and their eyebrows begin their long slow descent back into obscurity by quitting college basketball or field hockey or softball or whatever the fuck it is they do by joining the WWE? I hope Hillary and her sister Bill or whatever the fuck their names are saved some money because this is going to be a very, very short ride.
These days, the Cavinder's are still creating plenty of content and keeping their lives busy and active - including through the WWE.
That's the only mention of the WWE and there's no way in Hell I'm researching this anymore. If two mildly attractive teenagers want to wrestle for old perverts and weird overweight internet shut-ins then by all means, more power to them. Good bye forever Cavinder Twins.
