I panicked when I saw this picture because the original story was talking about how "beautiful", "brave," and "curvy" Sienna Miller was at the beach in her bikini and I thought she was spending her evenings chasing 12 packs of Milwaukee's Best with UberEats delivered beef sandwiches but it turns out she's just pregnant and not at all a bloated, disgusting booze hag, thank fuck.
See? This is what happens when you start changing the definition of words. And while I'm a pretty happy-go-lucky person, now I'm wondering why all those guys keep calling me gay.
