Well that was fast. Billie Eilish decided to stop looking kind of normal and figured it was best to go back to looking like an 83 year old hippie that won't stop telling you how good Jefferson Airplane was at Woodstock.
This happened of course while she was performing at Lollapalooza which is taking place right here in Chicago so I get to hear about it non-stop through Sunday because people over 35 are desperate to still seem cool. It's okay to not be hip you know. You can stop talking about this kind of thing you won't die if you do.
