Remember when we were trying to figure out which way Sofia Vergara was going to go after her divorce? Was she going to be a huge pervert, or an old lady that carried around a little dog? Well I have some terrible news to share.
Unless this is a Friday night trial run for her "Sexy Jewish Mother-In-Law" Halloween costume, the idea of her becoming a real swingin' single seems to be fading fast. If there isn't a little white dog in her car I'll eat my hat.
