Thursday, April 11, 2024

Rihanna Starts to Swell with Pride


 Rihanna had her picture taken in bed while she ate french fries. Pretty cool huh? I'm sure it was an add for "comfortware" or whatever they sell you disgusting slobs that go shopping at WalMart in PJs. One thing I will tell her is she's pushing 40, and eating french fries in bed is a very bad idea because at 40 your metabolism gets turned off like somebody threw a switch. You can already see it happening in that picture. You can save your "She's a Kween" and "She looks healthy" bullshit for someone else, and admit she looks like she's spent the weekend eating salty beef sandwiches, drinking Hennessy and retaining water like a camel

 Rihanna is one of those people that never seems to stop being famous, I don't even know what she does anymore, and yet she's all over the websites aimed at mouth breathing imbeciles with a Hummel collection on a wooden shelf in their kitchen. Whatever I don't care go buy your Rihanna underwear and have a nice life.