Sienna Miller had a baby like, three months ago but you'd never know it. I guess being a new mother at 42 years old officially makes her a MILF. Do they get a badge or something?
I assume it was with that nerd next to her. Seriously I give up. Babes like Sienna Miller are pumping out kids with guys that look like they spent yesterday stuffed in a locker and meanwhile I'm over here changing a tire with one hand and rescuing a baby squirrel with the other and Sydney Sweeney won't even return my letters. What does it take? Being far less muscular? Being more feminine? Taking up sewing? Sorry baby that ain't my style.
