I wasn't going to write about Zendaya anymore but someone draped a dress over a broom handle during the after party for the new movie she's in - which I already forgot the name of - and called it gorgeous and so here we are.
Gorgeous? Let's not get carried away.
I don't know why they're pushing this woman on us so hard, especially since no one has ever seen one of her movies as far as I know. I mean, I kind of do, but I'm not saying it out loud so I'll let you decide for yourself. I just want you to keep in mind that the internet isn't real and almost nothing you read here translates at all to the outside world.