Demi Rose Does Stuff

There's apparently a rapper named "Tyga" because why wouldn't there be. This is his ex-girlfriend "Demi Rose" because why wouldn't she be. On the plus side she has yet to infect the planet with any offspring which I can imagine might happen anytime now. While she claims to be 26 years old, looking more closely at some of her pictures I'd bet she was 19 at the absolute most. Mostly because she has one of those giant teenager heads. Do you know what I mean? Like a balloon with a face and a big forehead. She also has one of those disgusting gigantic asses which you can't see in that picture because despite what you read about constantly on the internet, only circus freaks and rappers think that's attractive and she knows it so she's trying to appeal to the most people possible. This post is going nowhere and I'm already sick of this idiot.

Miranda Lambert is Bitey

Miranda Lambert and the rest of her pride were out on a night hunt when the cameras caught her at the moment she delivered a fatal neck bite to her latest victim. It's sad I know, but Mother Nature is a brutal, unforgiving place to live and even country music singers need to eat.

Anna Lynne McCord Scored Tickets to a Milli Vanilli Concert

Anna Lynne McCord was photographed the instant she stepped out of a time machine after visiting the year 1986. Maybe she was an extra in a Tom Hanks comedy. Remember when Tom Hanks was funny?

Amber Rose is a Nerd in Bed

Amber Rose has a TV show? Who the Hell is Amber Rose? I have a bunch of tattoos and I'm a moron, how come I don't have a TV show too? It seems pretty obvious that you imbeciles will watch just about anything so why not watch me instead, I could use the money. Whatever. On her so called "TV show" she says she's a nerd in bed whatever that means...

Despite being so brash and outspoken sexually, the curvy model admitted on her TV show The Amber Rose Show that she would ‘shock’ most people by how ‘normal’ she is, adding: ‘I feel like I’m just such a nerd in the bedroom.’

What does that mean? Does she make light saber noises with her mouth during sex? Does she argue about comic books online and eat Doritos while she's doing it? Is a Boba Fett, or maybe a stormtrooper helmet involved? See? Look at all the ideas I just gave you. Even being a "nerd" in bed can be fun. Having sex isn't really all that difficult maybe you're just over thinking it. Sometimes I think it would be hilarious if, on one of these dumb talk shows no one had anything really interesting to say, they'd all have to just sit and stare at the camera. Just imagine all the silence. Yes, I have to admit as much as I enjoy writing this stuff sometimes I really get sick of these fucking idiots.

Fergie is a Rocker Now

What is it with these people and the Metallica shirts? Does Fergie really expect me to believe she likes or has ever even heard Metallica? This is how out of touch they are, they don't even know that nobody likes Metallica anymore. Metallica hasn't been any good since at least 1987. They must all have the same personal shopper. I can imagine her personal assistant running in a panic to JCPenney really quick to find a Led Zeppelin shirt or maybe one that has a picture of  The Rolling Stones lips/tongue on it when they realize the paparazzi is outside waiting and all of her Ramones shirts are at the cleaners. Look how new that shirt is. It's like she unfolded it that morning.

Cassandre Davis Has a Butt

This is Cassandre Davis and her butt. She's a - you guessed it - Instagram "model". Good for you Casi. The world needs more Instagram models. By the way the picture I used was labeled "casi-davis-butt-1". Not by me, but by whoever I stole the picture from. It was some crappy website, how should I know which one,  I can't remember all of my wheelings and dealings. But that label leads me to believe there are probably more pictures of her butt floating around. Maybe as many as 10 or 12 who knows. Why not check on Instagram?  Go on live a little. You're not doing anything else, and it's not like you can see butts just anywhere on the internet.

Sharon Stone is in a Pool

Sharon Stone is 58 years old and looks like this in a bikini. I saw this picture and I just thought I'd mention that. And I saw Basic Instinct but I barely remember it. It had something to do with murder or lesbians or something but I have no idea. Would you believe I somehow managed to miss that one scene everyone always talks about, and to this day I've never seen it so I have no idea what happens. She spreads her legs? She crosses her legs? I don't know. I assume she pulls a bunch of handkerchiefs, or maybe a bird out of there like a magician because otherwise I don't see what the big deal is.