Monday, August 8, 2016

Fergie is a Rocker Now

What is it with these people and the Metallica shirts? Does Fergie really expect me to believe she likes or has ever even heard Metallica? This is how out of touch they are, they don't even know that nobody likes Metallica anymore. Metallica hasn't been any good since at least 1987. They must all have the same personal shopper. I can imagine her personal assistant running in a panic to JCPenney really quick to find a Led Zeppelin shirt or maybe one that has a picture of  The Rolling Stones lips/tongue on it when they realize the paparazzi is outside waiting and all of her Ramones shirts are at the cleaners. Look how new that shirt is. It's like she unfolded it that morning.

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