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I'm not abandoning Blogger as a platform entirely. Yet. But for the time being I'm going to be adding anything new over at Niume.  They say they pay. It's a minimal amount, hardly pay at all, but the most important thing is I get feedback right away. I can tell when someone has read, or liked a post and that's the important thing. This is a fun hobby and all but what's the point if I'm the only reader? Anyway, if you want to keep reading this stuff just

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That will take you right to my profile. I will also share some of the stories from here over there that aren't dated or about specific events. Anyway I'm gonna try it. I'll probably be back though after they wind up kicking me out. I'll see you over there.

Inauguration Day

You think YOU'RE unhappy with Trump's inauguration?

Ruby Rose is Supernatural

Please don't murder me and steal my soul, ventriloquist's dummy from the 1920's.

Osher Günsberg

Osher Günsberg is a host of some show, and a rich guy from the 1920's (inset). I think the show he's on is The Bachelor, or maybe The Bachelorette but I think it's in a different country. Australia or something. Maybe it was Austria. I'm not really sure those two countries are so close together I always get them confused. Despite all that, he dressed up like a waiter form an ice cream parlor and got married. I'm not sure to who but he's petting a dog in that picture, and you know how people from Europe are. Whatever you do, don't look at his gorilla feet.

P.S. I had a link to this story that I was going to include but I closed the tab and I forgot where I found it. So if you want to read more about Osher Günsberg, try Reddit or wherever people go for up to the minute Osher Günsberg news.

Emergency Hair Cut News

The big news of the day so far is that Kate Hudson got a new hairdo. Pretty exciting! They describe it as "an 80's style choppy bob".  I guess that's industry lingo. I vote yes, mostly because she looks like Nina Blackwood now. All she needs is some disco high heels and leg warmers and I'm on the next plane to California. By the way that picture is from someone's Instagram but I'm not sure who. I think their name is at the top but I only glanced at it. If you're dying to know, why not look for yourself? This blog is interactive you know. Meaning you can use your own eyes.

Here's More Batman News

Ben Affleck was at the Live By Night (?) Something Something, when somebody asked him about Batman, or maybe it was about his new roll as Dr. Phineas J. Stuffypants. A Harvard college professor that learns to love again when he adopts an inner-city black child. No I'm pretty sure it was about Batman because movies about Batman, super-heroes, and Star Wars are the only movies Hollywood seems to make anymore.

'We’re going to make something really special. We’re going to take the time to make it right. We’re going to do it good. We’re going to do it the right way and the fans are going to love it,' he stated.

Yes I'm sure it will be very special. A guy dresses up like a bat and fights crime. I don't know how much more you could add to that, I mean, that's the whole thing in a nutshell. Maybe he has a cool new Batcar or maybe a cool Batsaber. Or maybe Alfred the man servant is played by Clint Eastwood only this time and he calls a bunch of people racist things- which by the way I would actually go see - Or maybe Bat Girl joins him in his crusade against the forces of Dr. Strangetroll or whatever the fuck you sorry bunch of nerds want to see this time. God you people make me fucking sick.

Elvis is Everywhere

Idiots on the internet and around the world are insisting this is Elvis Presley visiting Graceland over the weekend. Which person you ask? They guy with the white beard of course. Why not the black guy in the back? Or how about the woman with the furry hood? They all look at least as much like Elvis as that guy. First of all, Elvis was born in 1935. Does that guy really look like he's 82 years old? Secondly he died in 1977 so I have no idea why anyone keeps insisting that guy is still alive. I remember a spate of Elvis sightings during the 80's and it seemed every bit as ridiculous then. The great Mojo Nixon even wrote a song about it.  Oh hey, I think they're ready for you whackos back in the electroshock therapy room and your cages are all swept clean. I'll see you guys during the next visiting hours