Matthew Perry is back on some dating app called Raya because he broke up with his girlfriend. What, don't you care about Matthew Perry? Why is he on a dating app, it seems like such a weird thing to me, I don't get it. So I guess you can date Matthew Perry now, although I'm not sure why you'd do that. Dude just be in a movie and start sleeping with your co-star. Unless it's a chimpanzee or something, you wouldn't want to do that. Be in a movie with a chimpanzee I mean, those things are mean. I think he's safe though no one in their right mind would cast Matthew Perry opposite a chimpanzee because people still care about chimpanzees, unlike Matthew Perry and his pathetic sex life. Get a hooker loser.
