Friday, August 7, 2020

Dolp Lundgren Bridges the Gap

Dolph Lundgren has a girlfriend named Somethingsomething Person or whatever. I happen to like Dolph Lundgren but dude, you're 62.  She's 24. I know what I've said 100 times about age gaps on this blog (they do not bother me at all) and I mean every word of it, but 24? C'mon man she doesn't even remember the 1990s. Maybe I'm just jealous because 24 year olds don't look at me much anymore and I'm not even 62 years old. On the other hand I don't have to talk to 24 year olds about Harry Potter and how Socialism will really work this time so I guess we both win.