Thursday, August 27, 2020

Ellie Goulding is Someone

Ellie Goulding dressed like a hooker then walked around London. I figure she did this for one of two reasons. Reason 1. For attention, since she isn't really famous except in B-List celebrity rags, or 2. to lure Jack the Ripper out of hiding. I'd like to think it was the second reason so she could help the world track down this notorious killer, but I'm sure it's the first one since I'd bet anything she's a vapid idiot.