Christie Brinkley grinned her way through another vacation in Parks and Cakes, or Turkey Caca. Torques and Cuckoo? TURKS AND CAICOS. It's an island chain near the Bahamas, but good luck spelling it. She's 66 years old did you know that? I'd say she's remarkably preserved, and I've gushed about her before but I'm not doing that anymore. Honestly she looks miraculous but who cares, she's not flying me to an island paradise so whatever. Go snorkeling or grinning or whatever it is you do now. Jerk.
