They said you could see Victoria's Secret model
Izabel Goulart's abs and that it was sexy. Yeah, I can see
her skeleton too but that doesn't mean I like it. They
keep calling her 36 years old because it's pretty obvious they think we're dumb and they don't want to insult me without actually calling me a stupid fucking asshole right to my face because she's 36 in the same way I'm the King of the Slide Guitar.