Attention everybody! Jennifer Aniston got new highlights! I don't know what that means, but see? I can actually tell she isn't wearing a bra in that other picture. Wait a second, what was I talking about? Oh right her "highlights" I thought that was a children's magazine. I have to be honest I've said this before and I'll say it again. I don't care what color your hair is. I don't even care if you have hair. Anyway, why don't you stop by Jen we'll discuss hair color...highlights? Uhhh... curlers? Whatever, just bring the dress..
